The last twenty years of my life.
Sit down and relax, because this is going to be a long one.
What this post will be is the last ten years of my life. Everything I can remember, even if I cannot promise it will hold every detail imaginable. In essence, this is a confession of sorts for me, as I have never discussed any of this at length with anyone. For you, it is a story. I write this to bring closure to this decade of change and self-discovery. This is a foundation for the future decades yet to come. Memories contained in a written form so that I will never forget. This is a collection of diary entries that never existed. Perhaps you could call it the equivalent of a ‘Draw my Life’ video, one of the trends on Youtube around the time I write this. I won’t give any real names in this, but if you are that person, you should be able to know.
This is not aimed at anyone or anything. This is not meant to be a wake-up call for anyone. This is a story. My story.
As much as I wish I could simply start on the day I became 10, I feel that if anyone reads this they will need more background information of my earliest years. I’ll keep this part vague. If anything important happened before I was ten, I’ll add it to the story later in greater detail at the parts it is most relevant to.
I dunno! I just doodled a space-squid-knight-thing. Also kind of practicing tablet-art-stuff.
I can’t believe it fhtjthdjgfjy-. It’s likely a small number compared to everyone else’s, but that doesn’t really matter to me; I’m completely over the moon with squeejoy!
Thanks a million for all the support; I really, really appreciate it. Whilst I’m still a little too shy to spread…
Congratulatitatiotititions! I don’t need a doodle but I’ll reblog to spread the joy.
“Who the hell do you think we are!?”
im pretty anime
“But I love you…”
not as anime as me clearly
Ocean’s last words: “But I thought this was the girl’s side!”
I died while drinking… apparently my words were so profound they could not be understood.
Michey’s last words: “Oh no! They killed Kenny!”
it’s amusing because haha south park but iT’S SCARY BECAUSE THAT’S MY DAD’S NAME?????
Rachos’s last words: “Don’t give up!”
I then got sent to the Shadow Realm.
Azer’s last words: “What could possibly go wrong?”
I guess someone shoved me off a cliff or I have no fucking idea
It sounds like a long fall kinda death
“It was worth it.”
KJAHFKNASJFNS YES PERFECT.
“Don’t worry, it’s not like I’m going to die!”
This is disturbingly accurate fffff—-
“Deal with it”
Tikaka’s last words: “But I have no money!”
fff too accurate.
… My last words are apparently: “Oh no, they killed Ruben!”
Help me prove to myself I’m not insane: Reblog if you think there’s a such thing as love in a relationship WITHOUT sex.
I shot your mom because i love marijuana
I cuddled with a bag of weed because I’m gay.
yes, yes actually.
I beat a homeless guy because I’m a pimp.
I shanked a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that.
I ran shirtless with a hippie because I’m a soldier girl.
I slept with my best friend because I’m sexy like that.
I shot the trojan man because I love marijuana.
I shanked a homo because I have AMAZING boobs
I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I’m a pimp.