Me! And stuff. Yeah. I guess.
The last twenty years of my life.

Sit down and relax, because this is going to be a long one.

What this post will be is the last ten years of my life. Everything I can remember, even if I cannot promise it will hold every detail imaginable. In essence, this is a confession of sorts for me, as I have never discussed any of this at length with anyone. For you, it is a story. I write this to bring closure to this decade of change and self-discovery. This is a foundation for the future decades yet to come. Memories contained in a written form so that I will never forget. This is a collection of diary entries that never existed. Perhaps you could call it the equivalent of a ‘Draw my Life’ video, one of the trends on Youtube around the time I write this. I won’t give any real names in this, but if you are that person, you should be able to know.

This is not aimed at anyone or anything. This is not meant to be a wake-up call for anyone. This is a story. My story.

As much as I wish I could simply start on the day I became 10, I feel that if anyone reads this they will need more background information of my earliest years. I’ll keep this part vague. If anything important happened before I was ten, I’ll add it to the story later in greater detail at the parts it is most relevant to.

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I dunno! I just doodled a space-squid-knight-thing. Also kind of practicing tablet-art-stuff.

I dunno! I just doodled a space-squid-knight-thing. Also kind of practicing tablet-art-stuff.

crookfish:

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I can’t believe it fhtjthdjgfjy-. It’s likely a small number compared to everyone else’s, but that doesn’t really matter to me; I’m completely over the moon with squeejoy!

Thanks a million for all the support; I really, really appreciate it. Whilst I’m still a little too shy to spread…

Congratulatitatiotititions! I don’t need a doodle but I’ll reblog to spread the joy.

jamietheignorantamerican:

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I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

tikaka:

kerokai:

battleguppy:

notexactlylegal:

exactlyasplanned:

uberzers:

rachotamer:

grandarcher:

fitztabkat:

omnomoceanfruit:

hijiribe:

pekoyama:

“Who the hell do you think we are!?”

im pretty anime

“But I love you…”

not as anime as me clearly

Ocean’s last words: “But I thought this was the girl’s side!”

I died while drinking… apparently my words were so profound they could not be understood.

Michey’s last words: “Oh no! They killed Kenny!”

it’s amusing because haha south park but iT’S SCARY BECAUSE THAT’S MY DAD’S NAME?????

 Rachos’s last words: “Don’t give up!”

I then got sent to the Shadow Realm.

Azer’s last words: “What could possibly go wrong?”

sounds accurate. 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

I guess someone shoved me off a cliff or I have no fucking idea

It sounds like a long fall kinda death

“It was worth it.”
KJAHFKNASJFNS YES PERFECT. 

“Don’t worry, it’s not like I’m going to die!”
This is disturbingly accurate fffff—-

“Deal with it”
8D Yes.

Tikaka’s last words: “But I have no money!”

fff too accurate.

… My last words are apparently: “Oh no, they killed Ruben!”

Help me prove to myself I’m not insane: Reblog if you think there’s a such thing as love in a relationship WITHOUT sex.

hookteeth:

crispysandwiches:

coyoteorian:

raven-blood-13:

cosmicautogenesis:

raymondhymentact:

hidinginmyheadphones:

furah:

tpdats:

dip-per:

inklydear:

el tiger butt

hmmMM 

lil’ miss frickface homosexual

accurate

Super Cis Privilege.

shitty yaoi minaj

um? but. but I?

PRINCESS FRICKFACE FACE…………

lana del cis bitch

or

slutty mcyaoi scum

ok

lil miss eridan homosexual

LMAO UGH

Doctor CIS Butt

good good

lil miss beyonce face

Well that was noticeably tame :U

Princess Eridan FACE

JUST CALL ME DOCTOR TIGER PUNCHER.

Giant Baka Puncher. Awwh yeah. I punch idiots.

hookteeth:

icebizzle:

crispysandwiches:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

clockworkkanella:

goatwife:

d00medcapt0r:

salemanders:

tavros-hot-butt:

mist snake

neato

mist sheep

oooh i like it

mist dragon u v u

shadow eagle

omg im so fucking badass

River dragon oh man

I AM A BADASS SHADOW SHARK AHAHAA

Rain eagle!  Awesome.

flower eel x:

RIVER SHARK. /o/

.. Flower pig?

tikaka:

criminallyincompetent:

slug-stache:

arachnidress:

foryouistellify:

mesopsyclone:

gurl-u-cray-cray:

rubyred990:

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I’m gay.
yes, yes actually. 

I shot your mom because i love marijuana
I beat a homeless guy because I’m a pimp.

I shanked a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that.

I ran shirtless with a hippie because I’m a soldier girl.

I slept with my best friend because I’m sexy like that.

I shot the trojan man because I love marijuana.

I shanked a homo because I have AMAZING boobs

I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I’m a pimp.

tikaka:

criminallyincompetent:

slug-stache:

arachnidress:

foryouistellify:

mesopsyclone:

gurl-u-cray-cray:

rubyred990:

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I’m gay.

yes, yes actually. 

I shot your mom because i love marijuana

I beat a homeless guy because I’m a pimp.

I shanked a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that.

I ran shirtless with a hippie because I’m a soldier girl.

I slept with my best friend because I’m sexy like that.

I shot the trojan man because I love marijuana.

I shanked a homo because I have AMAZING boobs

I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I’m a pimp.

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF